Wow, I can’t believe you scrolled down this far! Awesome! I’m Chris, and I’d like to tell you about my game! It’s a 90’s inspired adventure platformer about the totally normal adventures I went on as a chubby kid back in 1995 — travelling the world, learning useful abilities and, naturally, getting kidnapped by cartoon villains and turned into a ballon. Thankfully, I escaped and learned to use transformation as a kind of superpower. I got to learn all kinds of cool stuff like casting lightning and fireballs, bounce around like a basketball and rocket around the earth. It’s an entertaining story and I hope you’ll enjoy it — I know I did!
Features:
- Experience a peculiar story in a cartoon-like universe.
- Explore 9 locations around the world in any order you want, plus the Kingdom of Lost Balloons and more!
- Build Chris from a weakling to the Ultimate hero by upgrading him with special moves and abilities you can customise to your taste.
- Learn (or purchase) increasingly powerful spells and techniques.
- Battle bizarre villains across the globe.
- Float or fall to overcome unique challenges.
- Enjoy two additional full game modes: a more difficult and humorous Mean Mode, and Developer Commentary.
- Discover all the Unlockable content and Secrets.
- Test the different game modes, including “Ridiculously Easy” for players who prefer not to die, and “Hard for No Reason” if you fancy a challenge.
- Snort out loud with the jokes in the game.
