Do Not Feed The Monkeys

Dear Sir/Madam,

We invite you to join the first Digital Voyeur Simulator. We can offer you a whole new world of exciting opportunities, including:

• MONITORING strangers through webcams and surveillance cameras!
• PRYING INTO the private lives of dozens of people you've never met!
• EXPERIENCING fun, surprising, horrific, and dramatic themed narratives!

To keep your personal life safe and secure, we operate under the cover of a wildlife conservation society called "The Primate Observation Club". We only ask one thing of you: DO NOT interact with the observed subjects. DO NOT FEED THE MONKEYS!

See you,

The Primate Observation Club

P.S. Attached are 5 more reasons to join the Club.