Hello, I’m Susan. I’m the host of Cheap Golf. Read on for a few things you ought to know about the game.
- It’s a low-poly parody of minigolf. Get the ball in the hole and I’ll speak to you between levels. That’s my voice you’ll hear.
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- It’s bursting with colour and sounds for you to feast your ears and eyes on. You’ll have to use your hand quite a bit too.
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- The game has 3 episodes with over 140 levels.
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- You can also play in story mode which more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game more easily (without points).
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- You can create your own levels using the editor. However, this is a hidden feature and will only be revealed by asking me nicely.
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- I’ll be monitoring trillions of nanogestures and modelling them into feelings.
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Thank you for your time.
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ADDITIONAL INFORMATION:
- You only need a mouse for this game… and one hand, obviously.
- The humans that helped me with this game are: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio).
